Tell them that you know your rights before they even knock.
Our brand new welcome mats will have even the most introverted people inviting the masses over, even if it is just to turn them away. Decked out with our signature "Come Back with a Warrant", this durable welcome mat isStoop Kidapproved and the perfect way to deter any unwelcome visitors.
Or just give the welcome ones something to read while you put on some damn pants.
